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  • book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via cause-shes-bittersweet)

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moon-sylph:

Every time I hear a girl say she is abstaining from sex because of “self-respect”, all I hear is

"I think being sexually active devalues you and there is something just a little less respectable about women who aren’t virgins."

There are lots of valid reasons to not have sex. But thinking sex detracts from your worth is not one of them.

(via bitterassfandom)

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darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

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thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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Writing Traumatic Injuries References

alatar-and-pallando:

So, pretty frequently writers screw up when they write about injuries. People are clonked over the head, pass out for hours, and wake up with just a headache… Eragon breaks his wrist and it’s just fine within days… Wounds heal with nary a scar, ever…

I’m aiming to fix…

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

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radioactive-burito:

one of the most iconic moments ever. why can’t every break-up be like this?

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kaykaitlin:

Why have I never done this?

kaykaitlin:

Why have I never done this?

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thewinterwizard:

shkav:

oh. my. god.  just look at his RIGHT HAND. IT’S SHAKING. IT’S FUCKING SHAKING. MY GOD. HE’S SCARED. HE KNOWS WHAT IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL. FUCK. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. FUCK. BUCKYYY D:

(via yes-i-am-lucifer)

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themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

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miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

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thehumanandthebanshee:

mslydiastilinski:

But like this is totally going to be their future right there ladies and gentlemen. "Stiles, the printers broken again." "DAMMIT, I THOUGHT I FIXED IT!" "I told you we should call someone." "Babe, I’m a man! I can do this!" And then they fight like they did back in high school and Lydia ends up fixing the stupid printer herself.


#OR OR OR OR IT’S LIKE THE BABY HAS BEEN CRYING ALL DAY AND THEY HAVEN’T HAD ANY SLEEP AND LYDIA IS LOOKING UP WAYS TO CALM A FUCKING BANSHEE BABY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IT’S LOUD#AND LYDIA’S LIKE OMFG STILES IT’S YOUR TURN AND HE’S LIKE BABY I LOVE CLAUDIA BUT SHE IS OING TO DRIVE ME INSANE AND LYDIA’S LIK E YEAH WELL U MARRIED A CRAZY PERSON#AND HE HAS ENOUGH AND STOMPS UP TO CLAUDIA’S COT#AND THEN HE JUST MELTS AND TAKES HER IN HIS ARMS AND COOS#AND LYDIA’S LIKE UR SO WHIPPED STILINSKI (via)
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